"My stomach doesn't make acid anymore."
Payne
Wednesdays at 8:30pm on CBS
Created by Judd Pillot & John Peaslee
Fawlty Towers on the California coast. Payne disastrously schemes to attract a better class of clientele to his struggling hotel, Whispering Pines. He is a cheapskate and a scoundrel and terrorizes guests and employees alike.
The Characters:
Royal Payne - John Larroquette
Constance Payne - JoBeth Williams
Mo the Bellhop - Rick Batalla
Breeze the Housekeeper - Julie Benz