"Why do you always want ice cream after we make love?" -Payne
"Why do you always yell, 'It's Howdy Doody time?'" -Connie

"If snooping and sniffing is human, please, cut off my opposable thumbs, 'cause I don't want them anymore." -Payne

"Get up the ladder." -Payne
"I scared." -Mo
"I scarier." -Payne
"I get up on ladder." -Mo

"I couldn't give a rat's snow-shoe if that woman was on her way to Pluto in a magic bubble-car." -Payne

Written by Judd Piloot & John Peaslee, Directed by John Pasquin