#1 The J. Edgar Hoover Pin Story
#2 Sexual Intercom
#3 What Ever Happened to Baby Payne?
#4 Gossip Checks in and a Cat Checks Out
#5 Pacific Ocean Duck
#6 Trouble in Room 206
#7 I Never Forget a Face-Lift
#8 Wedding Fever

#1 The J. Edgar Hoover Pin Story: Aired Monday, March 15, 1999

Royal forgets his anniversary with Connie, and gives her a last-minute present of a pin that was left by a guest. When the guest comes back for the pin, and offers a $1,000 reward, Royal has to do some quick thinking to get the money and keep himself from getting caught in his own web of lies.

#2 Sexual Intercom: Aired Wednesday, March 17, 1999

The new telephone system lets Connie and Royal eavesdrop on their guests. They have a flirting contest that goes a little too far.

#3 What Ever Happened to Baby Payne?: Aired Wednesday, March 24, 1999

Royal tries to persuade a representative from a travel bureau that the inn is a wholesome establishment.

#4 Gossip Checks in and a Cat Checks Out: Aired Wednesday, March 31, 1999

Royal chastises Connie for being a gossip. A mysterious woman checks into the hotel, and everyone knows her fascinating story except for Royal. No one will tell him the gossip because of what he said to Connie, so he ends up spying to get the news himself.

#5 Pacific Ocean Duck: Aired Wednesday, April 7, 1999

Payne tries to compete with a rival hotel by adding a "gourmet night" to the attractions.

#6 Trouble in Room 206: Aired Wednesday, April 14, 1999

Payne rents a room that is already occupied to a horny couple for a few hours, but doesn't plan for the couple to get stuck together in their underwear by their navel rings.

#7 I Never Forget a Face-Lift: Aired Wednesday, April 21, 1999

Payne has Mo play nursemaid to a woman recovering from plastic surgery.

#8 Wedding Fever: Aired Wednesday, April 28, 1999

Payne panics when he hosts a wedding that the father of the bride refuses to pay for until after the ceremony.